Feeling Things

I’m probably gonna need the time the big bracket takes to get all the research done, at least so I can give some actual info about the fights in each poll. Just going off the top of my head, I’ve already got almost ten bands (I’m being very generous with the “rules”), so this is gonna be a process

you should put guns n roses against every band they’ve had an argument with

I can’t put them against every band in this tournament

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

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Jesus fucking Christ

Round 5.5 of The Hottest 80s Band Tournament

Mötley Crüe 

Defeated opponents: Cybotron, The Beach Boys, XTC, The Clash

Formed in: 1981

Genres: hard rock, metal rock, Glam metal, heavy metal

Lineup: Vince Neil- vocals 

Mick Mars- guitar

Nikki Sixx- bass

Tommy Lee- drums 

Albums from the 80s: 

Too Fast for Love (1981)

Shout at the Devil (1983)

Theatre of Pain (1985)

Girls, Girls, Girls (1987)

Dr. Feelgood (1989)

Propaganda: the all black, the messy hair, the sloppy makeup, the good makeup, the skimpy clothes, the high heels, the fingerless gloves, I could fix him (I absolutely could not), MORE HAIR. I love these trashy goth bitches

Joan Jett and the Blackhearts 

Defeated opponents: The Fall, They Might Be Giants, Hall and Oates, Siouxsie and the Banshees

Formed in: 1975

Genres: Rock, hard rock, punk rock 

Lineup: Joan Jett - vocals, guitar

Ricky Byrd - guitar

Gary Ryan - bass

Lee Crystal - drums

Albums from the 80s:  

I Love Rock 'n Roll (1981)

Album (1983)

Glorious Results of a Misspent Youth (1984)

Good Music (1986)

Up Your Alley (1988)

Propaganda: 

Absurdly long hunting knives, a collection

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LOVE TOMMY!!!!!!😩😻

Wait you have an ao3 account? What is it?

Absolutely not. I would die