I Cant Get Over The King Charles Portrait. They Made That Thing To Age In His Place. That Painting Hangs

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

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I think standing in a room with that thing would kill me I mean hats off to Jonathan Yeo but holy fuck if that thing isn’t menacing

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David Bryan- keyboard

Tico Torres- drums

Alec John Such- bass

Richie Sambora- guitar

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7800 Fahrenheit (1985)

Slippery When Wet (1986)

New Jersey (1988)

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