"No Offence" Proceeds To Say The Most Offensive Thing Known To Man

Sirius is a wanted man in more ways than one

Have you ever wondered what the marauders would have ordered at subway?

@jegulus-microfic september 10, pottery, 150 words

“Hey love, how was your d-”

Oh.

Regulus is sitting at their kitchen table, in his hands is the mug James made in a pottery class they’d gone to a few weeks ago. James had insisted that they couldn’t see each other’s finished product until they’d been fired. He’d told Regulus it would be a fun surprise, but really it was because of the letters James had stamped into the bottom of his mug: will you marry me?

When Regulus looks up at him, it’s with tears in his eyes and a soft smile on his lips.

“I was supposed to pick them up. I was going to do a whole romantic thing with breakfast in bed.”

“It doesn’t matter,” Regulus whispers, stepping into his space and bringing his hands to James’ face. “My answer would be the same regardless.”

“Yeah?” James asks, covering Regulus’ hands with his own.

“Yes.”

Late-night Starchaser chats

James: I like the freckle on your cheek.

Regulus: Oh yeah?

James: YEAH!!!

Regulus: And why is that?

James: It's just so yumyumyum. I want to give it a smooch.

Regulus: A smooch?

James: Yeah, a smooch. A smoochy smooch.

Regulus: You're an idiot y'know.

James: Yeah I know.

Regulus: A smoochy smooch, huh?

James: Shut up.

Regulus: No, I'm genuinely asking, why do you want to give it a smooch?

James: Because it's like a button to your heart, and because our hearts are connected it's a button to us.

Regulus: Our hearts are connected?

James: Not just our hearts, we're connected. Invisible string and all that.

Regulus: Nah our string isn't invisible, it's golden.

James: Golden?

Regulus: It came from you, of course it's golden.

James would watch the shit out of My Little pony friendship is magic.

I'm dying😂😂😂

Remus: why is Regulus rolling on the floor laughing? And what happened to James's head?

Sirius: *sighs* James was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.

Sirius: and then he hit his head.

Remus: *wheezes*

James loves rainbows and would always yell out RAINBOW! when he saw one.

Jegulus has filled my life and broken me completely, but I’m not complaining

How did you figure out that you were aro not ace?

I need friends who are aromantic or asexual, cause i have a shitton of questions

Sirius: mental health check!

Remus: I checked.

Remus: ......... I'm fucked

Sirius: ....

Remus: :)