James would watch the shit out of My Little pony friendship is magic.
Uncircumcised penis?!?!!? Umm help??
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying đ
I can see sirius from my window!!!
I'm dyingđđđ
Remus: why is Regulus rolling on the floor laughing? And what happened to James's head?
Sirius: *sighs* James was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.
Sirius: and then he hit his head.
Remus: *wheezes*
James would like her even more for that! Cause knowing Reg has such a loyal friend would make him so happy.
James thinking him and Pandora will get along but the first time she sees him she very drasticly discrabes how exactly will she kill him if he ever hurts Regulus
Regulus: I donât love him, I donât even like him, in fact I hate him.
Cut to Regulus gently taking off Jamesâ glasses when he accidentally fell asleep with them on
Remus is a lanky noodle and no one can change my mind!!
I need marauders friends, cause I keep talking about them to my friends, and they keep looking at me like I'm mentally unstable (I am, but why do their face subtitles have to make it so obvious)
You know I had a moment today where I wondered 'am I really that mentally unstable' then like five minutes later, I opened ao3 and decided to reread art heist baby! and I realised yeah, I'm really mentally unstable :/
Anyway, I just stopped crying uncontrollably over AHB! so I think it's time to go to sleep.
@jegulus-microfic september 10, pottery, 150 words
âHey love, how was your d-â
Oh.
Regulus is sitting at their kitchen table, in his hands is the mug James made in a pottery class theyâd gone to a few weeks ago. James had insisted that they couldnât see each otherâs finished product until theyâd been fired. Heâd told Regulus it would be a fun surprise, but really it was because of the letters James had stamped into the bottom of his mug: will you marry me?
When Regulus looks up at him, itâs with tears in his eyes and a soft smile on his lips.
âI was supposed to pick them up. I was going to do a whole romantic thing with breakfast in bed.â
âIt doesnât matter,â Regulus whispers, stepping into his space and bringing his hands to Jamesâ face. âMy answer would be the same regardless.â
âYeah?â James asks, covering Regulusâ hands with his own.
âYes.â
letâs see how many transphobics we can weed out