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It had become such a common joke between James and Sirius to give and take house points between themselves and others, that when James became Head Boy, the castle's magical ability to actually take and give points when the words are uttered became a real problem:
Twenty points went to Hufflepuff for some particularly potent weed; five points to Ravenclaw for a snide remark towards Snape; five points to Slytherin, said sarcastically for pointing out the obvious. It took a while (and some stern talking to from McG), but James had mostly gotten the habit under control.
That is until one morning, when everyone woke up to Slytherin having 500 points more than they had the previous evening, a flushed James Potter, and a particularly smug looking Regulus Black, who, on close inspection, was walking a bit funny.
Just restarted crimson rivers and I'm already crying!!
@jegulus-microfic september 10, pottery, 150 words
“Hey love, how was your d-”
Oh.
Regulus is sitting at their kitchen table, in his hands is the mug James made in a pottery class they’d gone to a few weeks ago. James had insisted that they couldn’t see each other’s finished product until they’d been fired. He’d told Regulus it would be a fun surprise, but really it was because of the letters James had stamped into the bottom of his mug: will you marry me?
When Regulus looks up at him, it’s with tears in his eyes and a soft smile on his lips.
“I was supposed to pick them up. I was going to do a whole romantic thing with breakfast in bed.”
“It doesn’t matter,” Regulus whispers, stepping into his space and bringing his hands to James’ face. “My answer would be the same regardless.”
“Yeah?” James asks, covering Regulus’ hands with his own.
“Yes.”
James would watch the shit out of My Little pony friendship is magic.
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Uncircumcised penis?!?!!? Umm help??
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
James swings his legs when he sits, if it’s possible, cause he’s usually too tall, and Regulus finds it very endearing.
But one time James heard someone making fun of him for doing it saying, it was embarrassing, so he stopped, and when regulus noticed and asked why he’d stopped James burst out crying.
After James told Regulus what happened, Regulus reassured James that it wasn’t embarrassing and that he loves it when he swings his legs and that James shouldn’t care what people think. After that James happily started swinging his legs again.
Regulus won’t admit anything, but it doesn’t really matter, cause everyone knows it was him, who sent the person who told James it was embarrassing to swing his legs to the hospital wing.
James Potter is very scary when he's mad, but Euphemia Potter is truly TERRIFYING.
James: You can't just hex people you don't like!
Regulus: says who?
James: Everyone!
Regulus: hardly convincing. Most people are idiots.
Remus in the background nodding his head while reading: true
Regulus and Remus are the type of people, who are often found sitting somewhere covered in thousands of blankets reading a book.