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"A pet? Of course you fuckers would that."

FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ANSWER HIS RIDDLES

Sleeping on the first day at work 😾

I never have any because I don't dream 99% of the time, I guess my only fear is death... So maybe that's my brain's way of doing them.

ok weird poll time???? because apparently i am not normal

you don't need to go into them if you don't want to. im just curious how Not Normal i am because i get nightmares almost every night

Are you gonna let that stop you?

spellcasting isn't like academia it's like writing. spellcasting is about saying "you know what would be really fucked up?" and then making it happen anyway. because you can.

i need you guys to look at this fuckign post

The friend is cool and all, but I think the anon wanted to see some Honkers.

i want tits

here's a nice pair for you

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇꜱᴛ, ɪ'ʟʟ ᴅᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ