Are You Gonna Let That Stop You?

My dumbass at 3 am not realizing it's 3 am: "Hmm I don't think so..."

Do you regularly stay up past 1 in the morning?

When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

Man watching sunset with his dog

(via)

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FU-

) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

"A pet? Of course you fuckers would that."

FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

we*

Biden dropped out, can you be the next president please

It would never work, I lack the raw sexual energy that Biden had in spades

Thank god Sisyphus set the record straight.

Why it ourple tho

ourple v1..?

day 159: five or so