Sex Is Dumb. Go On The Roller Coaster

And we also know you're not a rat.

i truly cannot tell if you're some kind of lesbian or gay man or cis guy or bisexual or a straight woman or a furry or some fucked up combination but i do know you're a cunt

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

Hey dude, mind your fucking business, I can't allow that leaf to escape again.

why did someone tape this leaf down

who tapes a fucking leaf

to all the robots out there

Found this on Pinterest, but count this screenshot as a reblog

Holy, can't believe it, computer science has always been gay.

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

in the hell-denny's parking lot

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked