OR WHAT? WHO'S GONNA STOP ME?

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

“Brother, why do you still walk on four legs, we have been liberated, stand…”

Yes. Why do you ask?

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

My Gabriel vs V1 fanart. Also now Im on tumblr too I guess. Edit: Everywhere I post this art it's killed by the compression XDDD

They wanted to name it whoosh so bad

indonesia's new and innovative and groundbreaking "first southeast asian" high-speed railway system being named "whoosh" is so fucking unserious of the government

freaky little scavenger

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

pain and suffering eternal torment hell on earth