Shared From Bing: Idaho Grizzly Bear Still Loose After Nighttime Raids On Livestock

For Elin...

If you knew this tragic and fragile beauty, then you'd understand...

It's exhausting being a member of productive Trash Panda society. Pour him a drink, maybe offer a snack. Besides being hospitable, it's also a good way to turn your front porch into a Raccoon Club. Feed him and THEY will come...

“Came home to a raccoon chilling on my porch chair.”

(Source)

Finally! Scientifically intelligent graffiti.

And things began to become unsettled... The world was suddenly a little more surreal, and, then again, more concrete..

This video was taken by Pete Bodette and Dick Affolter during the summer of 2005 and later was shown on ABC News. The creature in the video is thought to be none other than the famous Lake Champlain Monster. Two retired FBI agents reportedly viewed the video and claimed it was authentic. According to the fishermen, the creature was never fully seen but they did see its nose and head surface occasionally. 

Bodette was quoted as saying, “I’m 100 percent sure of what we saw. I’m not 100 percent sure of what it was.”

Zing! I'm chuckling after reading this one...

Can you kill yourself for fun please?

If you like, go right ahead. No one's stopping you...

But killing yourself for fun doesn't seem that fulfilling... and seems rather tedious. But wait, that's YOUR specialty: Tedium...

My favorite piece of outerwear: The I-love-me Jacket. Ahhhhh, good times!

(It's kinda like the thunder shirt they sell for doggos easily stressed and upset by thunderstorms and loud noises. I highly recommend and endorse these. Hmmmm... maybe there's a Shopify or Etsy specialty store in the near future...)

Unoriginal. Dave Chapelle has said this multiple times. And his spin was funnier.

A gay orgy is probably the manliest thing in existence

Shared from Bing: Idaho grizzly bear still loose after nighttime raids on livestock

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Idaho grizzly bear still loose after nighttime raids on livestock

Idaho Fish and Game is hoping to trap and possibly relocate a grizzly bear that has killed livestock at the same Naples-area ranch on two ni

Llamas, the preferred meat choice of hungry b'ars... although it should be noted that Hungry Man did take a sheep dish to go...

I think that the ranchers in the future, in an effort to manage food cost and inventory control, just put in drive-thrus for their ursine customers...

Yeah... this is a thing now...

How do I stop myself from squirting during sex? It's embarrassing and I get tired of changing sheets, but the sex is phenomenal.

i am an art blog but okay let's do this.

squirting is phenomenal!!! you shouldn't be embarrassed by your bodies response to pleasure! it should be fun and exciting! there are precautions you can take (specific sheets and protectors) that can go on your bed so it's not such an arduous process to clean but you can also switch it up and do it in different places in the house where it will take less effort to clean up!

if anyone else has any advice, please reply or send me an ask and I can post it for anon x

happy squirting xx