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I see landscapes of other planets when I walk late at night...

It's exhausting being a member of productive Trash Panda society. Pour him a drink, maybe offer a snack. Besides being hospitable, it's also a good way to turn your front porch into a Raccoon Club. Feed him and THEY will come...

“Came home to a raccoon chilling on my porch chair.”

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Hi! Have you ever tried not being a shitlord to independent artists? I hear that it's a fun hobby. Love you, bye

I'm an independent artist, ass-hat. I don't know what prompted your aggression, but you're dismissed now. And you can piss off in the process. If I offended you or anyone else, that's your weight to carry. I speak frankly and pointedly, so if a critique or commentary on mediocre or amateurish, overplayed work/styles is the issue for you, the artist should buck up and work to improve their art. Truth hurts, but it is also a tool to shake up someone that can do better and compel them to improve and develop true independence and not some copy-cat, everybody's-doing-it work. Take that or leave it, I don't care a tinker's damn.

And again, you're dismissed. Go away.

The pride flag of reality. Get over your sense of being outside. Come together and cease the separatist bullshit.

No one gives a great Goddamn fuck anyway, so just coast... tits

Which pride flag is this?

The one flake that can't be put into the box is the one who dumped all the others onto the table...

And I have no biases against anyone, before anyone unleashes their ire on me. Hair color, skin color, eye color, ethnicity, gender, sexual preference, and all of the other motes that make up each and every one of us inhabiting this world, now, in the past, and the present, are particles that make up a greater creation, and I look at each person based on individual creative beauty. Each is unique and each is important to me. So, calm down, and just chuckle. And if you must satisfy the need for vitriol and retaliation for an imagined slight, then hit me with a Scots-Irish joke. That's my ancestral palette... I can guarantee you I won't get angry or go on a rant.

A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”

He then takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then….. he said with a deep sigh” …………

“Let’s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box

Casually cruising the 'Net this morning after watching a sunrise in splendid (yet regrettable) solitude this morning, I rediscovered these images. Beyond the ultimate tragedy that I know lies beyond in this story, it still stirred that romantic solar flare in my heart. Am I the only one that believes kissing is the most sensuous, most erotic, most erogenous of all physical expressions of love and intimacy?

I hope the answer is no. I might weep otherwise...

Heaving heart is full of pain Oh, oh, the aching ‘Cause I’m kissing you, oh I’m kissing you

Nothing else need be said. Roll on, and rise above. Period.

Yeah... this is a thing now...

How do I stop myself from squirting during sex? It's embarrassing and I get tired of changing sheets, but the sex is phenomenal.

i am an art blog but okay let's do this.

squirting is phenomenal!!! you shouldn't be embarrassed by your bodies response to pleasure! it should be fun and exciting! there are precautions you can take (specific sheets and protectors) that can go on your bed so it's not such an arduous process to clean but you can also switch it up and do it in different places in the house where it will take less effort to clean up!

if anyone else has any advice, please reply or send me an ask and I can post it for anon x

happy squirting xx

And the Heavens taught me that anything can happen, as long as you stay for the whole show...

The funny thing in this skit is that it is no longer funny. No, sadly, this is what life has become in a great many places...

You Woke?