vampire!matt murdock…yeah…thinking….
the religious undertones would be wild…
xoxo,
allie 🕊️
How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane
Grabber: Tell me your name, boy.
Finney: …McLovin.
Grabber: …McLovin?
Finney: Yeah.
Grabber: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
Grabber: *throws newspaper at Finney* You gave me the stupidest fake name.
Finney: I had to pick on the spot!
Grabber: And you landed on McLovin?
Finney: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.
Grabber:
Grabber: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?!
Finney: “Muhammad” is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!
Grabber: Finney, have you actually ever met anyone named “Muhammad”?
Finney: Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”?
Grabber: No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!
Finney: Fuck you!
Grabber: You didn’t even give me a first name, you just said “McLovin”! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?
Finney: No, I am McLovin.
Grabber: No, you’re not! No one’s McLovin! McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!
I’ve gotten physically ill multiple times tonight
Is it just me or when you have a fan fiction you really like and you want another part of it so you just
GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW INLOVE J AM WITH THIS MAN I HAVE HAD A CRUSH SON HIM FOR SIX SIX YEARS AND EVERY YEAR IT COMES BACK AND ITS SO BAD I WANT HIM AS MY BOYFRIEND ME HIM AND OLIVIA RODRIGO COULD BE A THROPLE PLEASEE I BEG I BEG
"It is not what we think or feel that makes us who we are. It is what we do. Or fail to do."
-Jane Austen
Had a Supernatural relapse sorry everyone
reblog if you've read all the peculiar children books i want to know you exist
꧁𝐼’𝑚 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑚𝑒 𝑝𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡꧂
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