Is it just me or when you have a fan fiction you really like and you want another part of it so you just
The newer generation of readers are selfish af. And I mean that. Between demanding writers update or write certain things and their unwillingness to reblog or comment, they're just absolutely unworthy of what we put out. This of course doesn't apply to everyone. There are some good eggs out there. But for the most part, they're selfish. They've killed the sense of community that used to exist and I'm honestly tired of it. And I know I sound old complaining about the way things used to be but damn. It was so much better back then.
TUA's writers writing for Five's plotline in S4:
is now a good time to say that I've been ignoring every additional season of the umbrella academy as canon since season 2 and still perpetually live in post-season 1 fanfic world, which only has sibling bonding, healing from trauma together, and hugs? you should all join me. it seems like everyone could use some time in the 2019 nopocalypse sandbox
I actually enjoyed s3 of the bear I just think it would've been better if they let carmy kill chef david with a hammer
This has to have already been posted but just in case
Grabber: Tell me your name, boy.
Finney: …McLovin.
Grabber: …McLovin?
Finney: Yeah.
Grabber: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
Grabber: *throws newspaper at Finney* You gave me the stupidest fake name.
Finney: I had to pick on the spot!
Grabber: And you landed on McLovin?
Finney: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.
Grabber:
Grabber: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?!
Finney: “Muhammad” is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!
Grabber: Finney, have you actually ever met anyone named “Muhammad”?
Finney: Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”?
Grabber: No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!
Finney: Fuck you!
Grabber: You didn’t even give me a first name, you just said “McLovin”! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?
Finney: No, I am McLovin.
Grabber: No, you’re not! No one’s McLovin! McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!
How to Unintentionally, Get An Endless To Marry You: After saving a strange man from a fishbowl cage, you earn yourself a favor. When you cash in said favor, you don’t realize that you and the man aren’t on the same page on what you need from him.
Overall Warnings: Misunderstanding, Hilariousness, Morpheus Not Realizing You Don’t Actually Need Him to Marry You.
To Note: Morpheus x Afab!Reader
(Current) Total Word Count: ~10.3k
𓅨 Chapter One
𓅨 Chapter Two
𓅨 Chapter Three
𓅨 Chapter Four
𓅨 Chapter Five
𓅨 Chapter Six
Date Published: 12/4/24
Date Completed: NOT YET COMPLETED
Last Edit: 1/27/25
Morpheus/Dream Masterlist
i would thrive in a situation where i had no responsibilities and unlimited spending money
the way i’d genuinely be logan’s dog. he could put a collar on me and pet my head and scratch behind my ears and i’d always kneel/lay/sit at his feet. i’d make a terrible guard dog but he doesn’t need one of those anyway. i’d just be a ‘sit there and look pretty’ show dog for his enjoyment
“babygirl babygirl babygirl” I chant into the bathroom mirror. and then he appears behind me. matt murdock.
꧁𝐼’𝑚 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑚𝑒 𝑝𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡꧂
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