Don't Fucking Interrupt Me When I'm Reading My X Reader Fics It's Rude

Grabber: Tell me your name, boy.

Finney: …McLovin.

Grabber: …McLovin?

Finney: Yeah.

Grabber: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Grabber: *throws newspaper at Finney* You gave me the stupidest fake name.

Finney: I had to pick on the spot!

Grabber: And you landed on McLovin?

Finney: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.

Grabber:

Grabber: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?!

Finney: “Muhammad” is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!

Grabber: Finney, have you actually ever met anyone named “Muhammad”?

Finney: Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”?

Grabber: No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!

Finney: Fuck you!

Grabber: You didn’t even give me a first name, you just said “McLovin”! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?

Finney: No, I am McLovin.

Grabber: No, you’re not! No one’s McLovin! McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!

THERES ANOTHER BOOK?!??!

⚠️MoW Spoilers⚠️

My man Abe gave no shits when it came to Hollows, huh? Just out there experimenting on how to effectively kill them; pushing them off roofs, running them over with tanks, etc. What an absolute mad lad 😂

LMAO

im crying horniness is literally going to cause the apocalypse

did anyone else feel the timeline split or was that just me

Is it just me or when you have a fan fiction you really like and you want another part of it so you just

Fic idea

Dean goes to crash Sam's wedding because he found something shitty about Sam's fiance and is trying to save his baby brother

But he crashes the wrong wedding

"Don't do it! She's not who you want!" Dean yells the second he kicks open the Chappelle doors

Castiel doesn't wanna marry so and so, has been trying to get out of this arraigned bullshit for years

Sees a crazy dude crash his wedding and literally jumps at the opportunity. Doesn't think, just looks at his dad all "He's right father. She's not. I'm gay for that man!" Really awkwardly then runs to Dean, puts all his faith into this and jumps into his arms

Dean has no fucking idea what he just did, but the guards are behind him and now the groom in his arms is going "Run! Run! Run!"

And now Dean is running to his Impala, stuffing Castiel in it, and speeding away with him because fuck his life

And now Castiel is stuck in a road trip to save this random guy's brother from a sham marriage

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

“babygirl babygirl babygirl” I chant into the bathroom mirror. and then he appears behind me. matt murdock.

Guys I can’t hold it in anymore…

masked men are my life line. I’m not joking like it’s actually so bad all keep thinking about is the one scene from dinner in america where he puts the mask on to fuck her and I just can’t AND THEN I find out there’s a tag for this??? Going feral