There's No Such Thing As Emotional Cheating Tbh You Could Say That Shit About Anything. What, Am I Emotionally

What went down at the Mystery Twins’ 25th birthday party 🌈💖✨

easter sucks i don’t think we should have widespread christianity events permeating our neighborhoods. however, i like that somehow this became a rabbit-centric time of the year. i propose we overturn easter and replace it with a celebration of bunny girls. give it to the trans furries. they can like, graze on fields of grass and do freak sex stuff or whatever. let’s go lesbians

i really do recommend you go listen to this

Me too😭

I'm so tired of spam in my ask box

Forduary week 4, book of bill

Pov: Opening the car door is too hard so you climb through the (open) car window like you're stealing your own car

"You with the dark curls, you with the watercolor eyes..."

cw: slightly unsettling imagery

Im at work all day but I hear we were drawing theraprism Bill

pretty isn't pretty

a pacifica northwest fic (featuring her least favorite twins)

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title: pretty isn't pretty

rating: t

words: 23k

summary:

“The Northwests and the Pines don’t mix.” “This isn’t Romeo and Juliet." “I hope not. They were both idiots.”

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Pacifica Northwest hasn't spoken the Pines Twins in a year, and she's perfectly fine to keep it that way. Unfortunately, the two of them are the nosiest people in the world and refuse to leave her alone.