pretty isn't pretty
a pacifica northwest fic (featuring her least favorite twins)
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title: pretty isn't pretty
rating: t
words: 23k
summary:
“The Northwests and the Pines don’t mix.” “This isn’t Romeo and Juliet." “I hope not. They were both idiots.”
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Pacifica Northwest hasn't spoken the Pines Twins in a year, and she's perfectly fine to keep it that way. Unfortunately, the two of them are the nosiest people in the world and refuse to leave her alone.
stunkle
Im at work all day but I hear we were drawing theraprism Bill
Bill cipher is an euclidean, (in this context is a species) which is a 2d life form. We know his parents were named Scalene and Euclid. Bill claims he was beloved by all.
Bill had a special eye that let him se the 3rd dimension, he loved the stars and wanted to be one. he took medicine to cure it because talking about the 3rd dimension was illegal and would only drink it with a silly straw. When he "liberated" his dimension, he wanted to show everyone what they were missing out on. it destroyed the entire dimension, making him the last of his species. He keeps the remains of the dimension, a single speck of dust, the last atoms of a dimolished reality.
Bill and the henchmaincs live in a place between dimensions at the edge of reality known as the nightmare relm. The nightmare relm is crumbling so they want to find a new universe to call his own.
They pick earth, specifically Gravity falls, Oregon due to it being a weak point in between dimensions.
(I forgot to say this earlier but he has access to the mindscape, dreams, ect)
After several failed attempts of portals (including one built by dolphins) he finds Stanford Filbrick Pines. Bill describes him as having the ego of a king and the insecurity of a circus freak.
Bill tells ford he is a muse. Ford believes. Ford completly trusts bill.
Ford calls Fiddleford to help build the portal.
Bill celebrates Ford's birthday w/ him... by spelling his name out in dead rats.
And they get drunk off their asses on mind-dream juice??
Later, he tells a young Ford that a monster destroyed his reality. And shows him the last atoms of his dimension. He trusted ford with this information. Ford offers to hunt down the monster that destroyed his home dimension.
"Sixer, it would eat you alive."
Later, around winter holidays, Bill tells Ford a trick to always know who to trust, "Trust No One."
I'll write more later if i feel like it
My sources are: The Book of Bill, Thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com, and the Show (Gravity falls)
Anyone with gravity falls autism, can you explain bill to me? I wanna know his lore
Billtober day 29 popsicle
CONGRATS STANLEY!!!
LOOK AT MY MAN
Are you having trouble following the AU/alternate lines? i've created additional resources that explain and provide credits for each one!
Aus:
MrBillPines: @honeqq
StaticFord: @void-dude
UniversalVirusAu: @kittygirl2210
DosmeticatedFord: @jellyskink
MM!Ford: @orxinus DreamcaptorAu: @neonross
Handyman!Bill: @handymanbill
(#waty_mot #LosanPostle)
Alternate plot lines within the canon(maybe):
Canon character desings:
I spent three months working on this drawing: two months on the first two parts and one month on the extras. It was a real challenge, but I had fun trying to match the original Gravity Falls style. Here's a little behind-the-scenes!
The plan was to post it by the end of December, then by the first two weeks of January, and well... It's already February 3rd. I would have posted it much earlier, I was really eager to share it, but I wanted to add the extra drawings!
Mental note: never do giant drawings again because they lose quality when compressed 😞oh man
i feel so proud <3
Anyways, i'm still learing English, so please tell me if i say something weird or incorrect.
(if it's this, i going to die of shame).
Billford related stuffs
Obsession.
Puppet boy?
They kiss
whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH
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bonus !!
thats my fat old man!!
context: @sexyman-contest-2025