Reblog If You’ve Read Fanfictions That Are More Professional, Better Written Than Some Actual Novels.

something about this genre of classics-

like what did these authors put in these books? because nothing will ever compare ☕️🌑🪐

Never gonna forget showing my roommate MASH after explaining it as a Korean War drama/comedy, then watching it in silence till the end where she turns to me and says that wasn’t a K-drama

the noise i just made

Tatler magazine, London, May 16, 1928

Mr. Bennet: Sure, I haven't taken care of my daughters' financial security, but have I at least taken care of their education? No. But have I taken care of their emotional needs? Also no. But have I been a good protector and supervisor? I'm afraid not. However, have I been a good example for my children of being a kind and respectful spouse, parent, and all around human being? No again. But through it all, have I nailed being funny? Yes. And isn't that the most important role of a father after all?

#sister Mary loquacious

i have a theory that the venn diagram of josette maskin and julien baker girls (gender neutral) is a circle and i will die on that hill

Two halves of one whole haircut