Self Care Is Drinking Pickle Juice In A Wine Glass And Feeling Elegant As You Watch YouTube Instead Of

while he’s “roughly the size of a barge” and dumb as hell, gaston is NOT a himbo because he’s missing the ultimate himbo factor: kindness

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

Every time you smell a flower, you're smelling it's cooch

Ranting about personal life but WTF this is the third time in a row that one of my best friends has gotten feelings for me and I've had to awkwardly turn them down due to the fact that mentally I'm a toxic piece of shit and I'm not going to put that on anyone

Screw it. I'm gonna rant now. I haven't done much research so if I'm wrong on any of this correct me.

This is why I hate the whole "I'm gonna wreck his car and ruin his life because he cheated on me" mindset. It isn't "badass" to respond to wandering eyes with ILLEGAL VIOLENCE.

In general, this "psycho girlfriend" trope isn't okay. It's not healthy to go through a guy's phone to see if he's cheating. It's not healthy to need to know where he is all the time. That just means you don't trust him, and what's the point of being in an untrustworthy relationship? But some people think it's "cute," and support it instead of actually providing help. And then shit like this happens. Families are ruined, parents and godparents and grandparents all mourn for sons and children lost to a "cute cliche."

The women who killed these men and children were obviously not in a good mindset. And I do admit I didn't look at every link, so I don't know if there was a legitimate reason, if it was insanity or mental illness, or if the women really was that cruel. But ugh I just. Saying "if you look at another women, I'll rip off your dick and feed it to the dog" is an extremely unhealthy trope that has lasted way too long. It's not good for either genders. I jst. DON'T HARRASS OR HURT PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT HUFFY.

This is toxic. This isn't an example of a badass independent woman. This is just as toxic as the reverse, and both need to stop being encouraged by society. If he cheats, just leave the guy. If you're paranoid, tell him. And if you don't believe him at all or if you're crush rejects you, then maybe you didn't belong with him in the first place. But don't be drastic. It really isn't cute.

Sorry I got upset, but it's important.

shocking

It's official I'm dating my vibraphone she's my girlfriend now

you know those stories where the swan takes off it’s feathered cloak and turns into a sexy lady that some creepy farm dude marries? that but instead of a swan it’s the goose from untitled goose game and instead of being a sexy spouse it’s just doing the same things it always does it just has hands to more effectively grab things and longer legs to run with and instead of trying to keep the feathered cloak from it everyone is desperately trying to get it to put it back on

Don’t get your sex ed from fanfiction!

Get it from

Scarleteen

tumblr is great its like a journal but with pvp

we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me