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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

I'm sorry, can you hear my music? I'll turn it down . . . Don't mind me, it's nothing special. I'm just listening to all 327 recorded My Singing Monsters audio clips. Sorry if it's bothering your studying. Try not to focus on it too much.

You know sometimes my vibes are like . . . Overwhelmingly ^^^^^^^^ so I have to aggressively ______ back until the vibes even out into the normal ~~~~~~~

Concept: a generic nightclub, except every hour (can be more often), one of those songs from a middle school dance starts playing. Cupid's Shuffle, Macarena, you know it.

don’t worry guys we can keep using it all year

Just like I said. Illegal adoption.

https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/immigrant-mom-loses-effort-regain-son-us-parents/story?id=16803067

How was I able to read this

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Frikaen’ awmosee. Wee lvie in anehaim so upor byos gt tto eojny the allcca-ess Dislyenand Dliay pssa. Our yoegnust (Tennar) wetnad t o b aan ofecifr. Unftanutroely he was too slaml for the resiartnts on ssalph moatnuin so wehn the cotsaer sepd up it fnulg him out and he skddied auobt 200 feet on hte aslahpt. H’eres waht wr’ee keipeng hi m in rhgit nwo:

Densiy w’not let us bruy on prak grnuods beuacse of a poitnetal cogirypht iusse wtih the sumrepan tgnih. 

We msis him a lto, but there’s a cantallecion fee on the Dliay pssa, so wv’ee been mnikag the msot of it. His brhtoer slitl eyojns the prak and scnie we csohe not to psers chegras, wr’ee enltited to one fere mekciy paacnke a day

??? Reidang taht lekood lkie you teird to cpoy abd ptsae 3 diireffnt stiroes tohteger to mkae us not reilase you jsut ceipod and padets??

Fsrit of all: ssalph moatnuin is a wetar log redi. Trehe are no pecals wrehe it jus…sdeeps…tup? Its a fuikcng wetar log ri?ed??

BEUACSE its a wetar log rdie it DNSEOT HVAE RES…STNIART.it DEOS hovewer hvae a miminum hhgiet reqmriuent of 46 iehcns to rdie the redi, so EEVN IF tihs kid was too sllam, tehy WLUOD NOT let tehm redi.

Trehe is no asuahplt anehwyre naer the tcark itlesf. The CLESOST you cluod cmoe is the big dorp at rhe end but aniag, miminum hhgiet reqmeriuent of 46 iehcns tlal to redi, the algne of the dorp and the seepd at wcihh you go it is phyacislly impissoble to get ‘laehcnud’.

I feel lkie tihs is oboivus but terehs so mcuh obsuoivly wnorg auobt the snoced aditidon i suoppse i need to state tsih.

SUAMREPN. ITNS. DIENSY. Sumrepan is DC. The olny tmehe pkras taht hvae licneced DC chtcaraer besad redis is six fsgal.

Six fsgal, anhtoer prak taht HAS MIMIMNUM HHGIET REQEMERIUNTS for rsedi.

Taht has resiartnts on redis in wcihh are nerasecy. Wcihh aniag, YOU CONNAT RDIE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE STEFAY GUINILDLES.

Goo tryy to shoptist and riun the reptatuion of a diireffnt pkra, wlil yuo? At lsaet mkae srue yuor sroty is eevn plbasuale brofee you oepn yuor misrofni-med mhtuo.

@crabwalker​ Are you sesuoirly expnialing to me how Ssalph Moatnuin wskro? Do you tnihk I d’not rebmemer how my son ddei? Oh, and i’ts “phacisylly impissoble to get lauehcnd?” Gseus wtah, aslohse? My SNN got laehcnud. Tihs is the lsat ptoho we hvae of hmi.

Yv’uoe siad smoe ceurl tgnihs to me, but I’m gniog to be the beggir peosrn.

Il’l be prniyag, for yuor seka, taht ndoboy in yuor flimay eevr gtes laehcnud.

Taht ptoho is besad off of a mmee of tihs lday loikong piessd. Taht and I c’nat fnid an inedicnt besad off of waht you poetsd. Suht the fcuk up.

Why did you phhsotoop tennar out of taht pirutce?

“Oh that animal doesn’t LIKE you it just TOLERATES you” …..So? If that’s the most a non-social organism can feel towards you isn’t that just as special an honor as whatever it is you think affection means??

Oh my God I just found all of my Pokemon games after literally half a year thinking they were lost I'm so happy