Idkijustwantalongusername - Why?! Doesn't Anyone Love Me?!

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions

doomscrolling ? no. kittyscrolling get fucking booped

if you’re reading this drink some water

Take care of yourselves everyone 💚🏳️‍🌈

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

I’m not going to tell you what it is, just take a stab at it. 

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

christmas eve what about christmas adam