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no but disturbing realistic superheroes

Vision has no hair anywhere on his body–no armpit hair, no eyebrows, no eyelashes. No fingernails. His skin tastes like metal. Sometimes, he forgets to breathe for minutes or hours at a time.

Captain Marvel smells like burning. When you touch her, your hand comes away cold because she’s absorbed your body heat. If she gets cut, she bleeds light. She can tell you what the inside of an explosion feels like.

Bruce Banner vomits after de-hulking. His skin is always red and peeling. He looks sick, like he has a fever, and he ingests more medication than actual food. There are blisters on his lips.

Tony Stark has a huge, sunken scar on his sternum where the arc reactor was removed and his chest aches each time he takes a breath. He has callouses in odd places–so does the whole team, really–and there is a permanent bald spot on the back of his head where it has been cut open every time he gets thrown around in his suit.

Spider-Man sometimes forgets which way is up–if you put him in a room with identical walls, floor, and ceiling, he couldn’t tell you which is which. His hands and feet are prickly to the touch, even through his costume. He is very nearsighted.

The Scarlet Witch has no sense of boundaries; if you can’t tell she’s spying on your thoughts, why should she stop? She doesn’t do it out of any malicious intent, just out of curiosity and convenience. She never loses arguments.

Thor speaks about events that happened thousands of years ago as if they were last week. Cats arch their backs and stare at him. Something about him–his eyes, or his skin, or the way he moves–seems slightly off, like he doesn’t belong on Earth at all.

stuff like that.

They should make a "are you mad at me" that is taken neutrally and informationally every time and doesn't make everything worse when you ask it

I need a Breakfast Club type of situation with SGE characters (with SGE stuff considered ofc. Just like an AU or something)

Maybe it would be the Doom Room albeit torture isn't used?

mē, tangō leviter Miētte cum latus pedīs meī: Miētta, dēmovēre ut nōn incurrere in tē

Miētte, cum oculōs ēius magnōs: tū CALITRĀS Miētte? tū calitrās corpus ēius sīcut follis? ēheu! ēheu! carcer prō Mātre! carcer prō Mātre prō Singula Mīlla Annōs!!!!

does anyone have any suggestions for baby punk? (idk if that's the term)

The 'they lied' narrative surrounding rape victims gets more and more dangerous by the day. Because after you accuse one victim of lying in the comments of a TikTok or after they open up to you, it gets so much easier to apply it to everybody without repercussions. Okay there was a 3% chance that she lied for some incomprehensible reason, why the hell does that take credibility away from EVERY other victim who has no incentive to put their life as risk by accusing somebody who will almost always walk free.

Fifteen separate women do not lie about being violently raped by one of the most influential men in the media industry.

FIFTEEN SEPARATE WOMEN. DO NOT LIE. ABOUT BEING VIOLENTLY RAPED. BY ONE OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL MEN IN THE MEDIA INDUSTRY.

They also don't lie about being assaulted by the US president btw. If you were still wondering about that one.

Found this on facebook but reposting to SAVE A LIFE.

Or at least some of y’all’s GPAs.

You’re welcome.

sirius who can faint on command and regulus who can cry on command using these to their advantage in arguments

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom