One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m working there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.
Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?
Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?
Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?
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Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.
Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?
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Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?
Customer: …I’m pretty good.
Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee*
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Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?
Customer: ….they’re okay.
Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.
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Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.
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Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.
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Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!
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Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.
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Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!
Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates appropriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.
Hatred in something i’ve ended up calling his ‘Omega Form’. Seriously, being a Elemental can have it’s advantages.
I wanted to do something for asexual pride week, and i wanted to draw gaster as a cowbow, so i thought why not and fused the two ideas. The drawings a bit sketchy and dear god do i hate drawing horses, but overall i think it came out well.
Happy Ace Pride!
Hey, you said you had a headcannon for your human desgin of Rem? I'd love to hear it if you still want to share it!
Yes, I have a headcannon for this version :3
Well, first of all, I would like to say that I am very glad that you liked my version of Rem's humanization, which was very nice of you. <3
About the headcannon, I mentioned that it's related to the hairstyle I gave him. As you may have noticed, they are quite long and they constantly interfere with him, but he refuses to get a haircut, because despite the inconvenience, he likes this hairstyle.
In addition, they are constantly confused, and a feeling of fluffiness is created. And when he is doing some business or work, they are very much in the way, so Ccino tries to comb it in the morning and braid it in a ponytail to make it more comfortable.
But Rem himself does not like to comb his hair and braid it in a ponytail.
That's why their mornings are usually like this:
Ccino: Rem please don't move, I can't brush you.
Rem: Please, dad, don't brush and braid my hair, it hurts!
Ccino: I understand that this may be unpleasant, but you will be easier with this hairstyle and your hair will not get in the way, please be patient for me.
Rem: *sigh* Ok dad.
In the end, Ccino was able to give Rem a comfortable hairstyle, but he still had to endure this discomfort for the sake of his father.
Ccino: Here, so much more convenient agree)
Rem: y-yeah..
Ccino: Thank you for being patient, honey * kiss on the cheek*
Rem: heh, everything for you dad. *slight smile*
In General, this is how I got a headcannon when I drew the humanization of Rem, I hope you like it. <3💜
So for Rem Ccino started a relationship with nightmare and killer when Rem was 8, but he's a fluffynight kid, so how did he exist before ccino started dating nightmare?
Oh! Before Rem was ‘born’ Nightmare and Killer were wandering around the multiverse skipping from one multiverse to another. Nightmare ended up spending sometime in Fluffytale, and with Ccino, which led to Rem. But, they left either when Rem was just a baby, or just before he was fully formed, i haven’t really decided which yet
Good morning well done on surviving to today! I'm so proud of you! Eat breakfast for me ok?
Relax, doctor. Relax your shoulders, look away from the screen, blink a bit, and take a deep breath and stretch. When you come back to your position of rest, sit up a little straighter.
Take care of yourself, doctor.
“These Lockets are an tradition in our family…”
“That’s so cool! I want one!”
A Delta 99 picture that was supposed to just be a doodle but instead took four hours! ..I forgot how much i hate drawing hands.
I got the idea for it during a roleplay between me and @help-im-a-gay-fish Hope you guys like it. The smaller hand belongs to Lux, as for the other hand, im going to let people guess that one for now.