Humanwithcottagecheese - Identity Crisis

*shrinks your albatrio* !!!

ranboo doodle or whatever

Wilbur will be on the Dream SMP panel at VidCon and will also be on a panel with Puffy to record an interview for her podcast!

gay pirates. you agree

hetch raised the stakes every time ranboo resisted and we should have known it wasnt normal

when ranboo first tries to take off the mask, he says they shouldnt bc he communicates through it, but when they kept trying to get it off hetch says it has built in alarms.

when ranboo tries to leave first he backpedals on their friends being dead, suddenly he found them and oh no they need saving what a shame, you wouldn't let them die again, would you, you need to stay

he was trying to get him to stay and comply

i remember watching it and thinking it was weird but damn

showfall media would totally participate in rainbow marketing, anyway happy gay month ! ! corporate pride !

When you finally get to the part of the episode where the shady looking guy is revealed to be a villain

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Guys! I cracked the code! I wish I had any followers to share this magic revelation I had!

In D&D I love being a DM. I really do. With one exception.

Money.

Knowing how much a character should buy or sell something for is just way out of my grasp. For a rare item the price can be anywhere between five hundred and five THOUSAND. That’s a big difference! How am I supposed to know in between those two numbers what it should be?

I googled. And googled. And googled. Thinking *there must be a better way* and couldn’t find a single thing that made sense. Well me and two other DM friends got together and we figured it out. The magic system of pricing.

So first you take the pricing by magic item rarity in the DMG

Then you go to Xanathars and look at the Magic Item Tables to determine if the item is major or minor

Divide the prices in the rarity into major and minor. Major the higher half and minor the lower.

So that makes

Rare Minor - 500 - 2,500

Rare Major - 2,501 - 5,000

Very Rare Minor - 5,001 - 30,000

Very Rare Major - 30,001 - 50,000

Legendary Minor - 50,000 - 300,000

Legendary Major - 300,000 - 500,000

Then

THEN

It’s all up to a persuasion roll. Because let’s face it, what’s a fantasy shopping adventure of magic items without bartering and haggling?

So you divide the amounts into roll milestones. So a persuasion roll of 0-10 you pay the highest and 20+ you pay the lowest.

Like so:

Common Items: 1d6 x 10

Uncommon Items 1d6 x 100

Rare Minor:

0-9: 2,500

10-11: 2,100

12-14: 1,700

15-17: 1,300

18-19: 900

20+ : 500

Rare Major

0-9: 5,000

10-11: 4,600

12-14: 4,200

15-17: 3,800

18-19: 3,200

20+: 2,500

Very Rare Minor

0-9: 30,000

10-11: 25,000

12-14: 20,000

15-17: 15,000

18-19: 10,000

20+ : 5,000

Very Rare Major

0-9: 50,000

10-11: 45,000

12-14: 40,000

15-17: 35,000

18-19: 30,000

20+ : 25,000

Legendary

0-9: 250,000

10-11: 200,000

12-14: 150,000

15-17: 100,000

18+ : 50,000

Legendary Major

0-9: 500,000

10-11: 450,000

12-14: 400,000

15-17: 350,000

18-19: 300,000

20+ : 250,000

Seriously someone who is followed by a lot of D&D people find this shit and spread it! It’s so much easier and makes a million times more sense then anything I ever heard of before and i wish someone else would have thought of it sooner (or if someone else did that I had found it sooner)

ranboo said that in the final stream he couldn't run at his full speed bc the cameraman couldn't keep up or something, and while yes, this is completely just a behind the scenes fun fact, i also would like to propose the headcanon that showfall controlled his running speed in the chase scenes so he never actually could outrun the security guards/the wire monster, only as long as they wanted him to

he's behind you, ranboo.

⭐reblogs really appreciated!!!⭐

HI TUMBLR!! I DEFINITELY DIDNT FORGET ABOUT YOU FOR A FEW MONTHS!!! i do promise though i should be more active on here with my art in the future :D and i know the genloss art is a month late but take it anyway

also i still dont really know how this app works but who cares its fiiiine