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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

this could be the snart of something big

Being attracted to dangerous women is a directive that often makes my life frot with peril

Jokes on you I’ve learned to be a shark because I enjoy never getting 8 hours of sleep unless I’m constantly moving

Step 6. Retire to a cottage in the alps where I go on an adventure to find my cat

step 1. get everyone in the world to want to fuck me

step 2. vow of celibacy

Ngl y’all, the keurig coffee maker is only good at being a piss play cuck and not much else

*wakes up in a cold sweat* a Wario-style negative-version of Bowser who’s ultra cheerful and peppy called Wowser