Being Attracted To Dangerous Women Is A Directive That Often Makes My Life Frot With Peril

I live in a little apartment inside the wall and I come to the balcony whenever I want a kiss from my tall wife. Being a tiny mousegirl is great!

masc monday tiny butch tuesday hes my wife wednesday gnc thursday female seme friday she's my boyfriend saturday she/him sunday

they say a dog is a man's best friend. and a woman's best friend? well it's the walking corpse of course

MONDAY. I’M ALL OUT OF CALMER IDEAS.

Maybe it’s the caffeine. Maybe it’s maybelline. But Cibo Matto Monday is a two day event this week.

Yeah Capano and Harrington are good

Barsboldia drawn in the style of 18th century cattle paintings

Enough about the ideal man. These darlings were featherless, occasionally bipedal, and gorgeous

This is the ideal creature. Hollow crested, nostrils connected to a huge empty bone head, allowing for not only BIG SNOFF, but also BIG SINGING. Cousins of the equally as lovely lambeosaurus, who are the most beautiful and well shaped of creatures of all time.

Hadrosaurids ;-; my beloveds, millions of years separating us