My Heart Says Capulet But My Actions Say Montague

Made me nostalgic of a time I didn't get to experience

ribs + valentino

𝐹𝑒𝒶𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒽𝑜𝓈𝓉

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓎𝒸𝓁𝑒 𝓂𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝑒𝓃𝒹

“Groups of clever and intelligent people are capable of really stupid ideas.”

— Terry Pratchett - The Truth (via terrypratchettparadise)

it's nearly valentines.....🖤

cancel the race, everyone should just run with their legs tied to their teammates. first team that finishes one lap, win the gp.

Hamlet: God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have defeated him in hand to hand combat by the age of 16.

Hell: empty

The devils: here

Me, arriving in Hell: this bitch empty! Yeet!

Today I offer you more Shakespeare memes. Tommorow? The same.

normalize sending me money for no reason

Remember this Ides of March, give your friend the gift of a knife. Well executed, this is a gift that will really touch his heart.