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All I can imagine is cool guy Windu as a Padawan or new Knight and he looks calm and stoic on the outside but inside he’s having a breakdown because of the “No emotions” thing and it’s overloading him from how many people voted for him

Just random thoughts

Every year, Coruscant has a vote of the ‘Most beautiful/Sexiest persons’ in their magazines. There are three categories, Female, Male, and Other.

Every year, Obi-Wan and Shaak-Ti win first place.

- Partly because Shaak-Ti is MOM

- Lots of clones have dedicated poems, paintings, crafts and songs for her.

- All clones absolutely adore Mama Ti and all collectively make sure that every brother voted her

- The clone votes usually outnumber other people votes in the female category since there’s so much of them

For the other two categories, they don’t care as much, as long as Mama Ti gets first place. They usually vote Kenobi, since they all know he’s smooth af.

Anakin usually gets third, and is very smug about it. So, as a prank, the Jedi Council, and the whole clone army made Mace Windu 2nd place. (Mace of course doesn’t know until the last second).

- Anakin’s reaction is absolutely priceless and someone manages to get a picture of it.

- It becomes a viral meme

At the next Jedi council meeting, Mace acts normal until Anakin brings it up.

“I’m a beautiful motherfucker, Skywalker”

- The council collectively agree

Mama Ti : “It is true, Back in the Day Master Windu always got first place”

Plo Koon (aka Dad) : “Agreed, Master Windu is a very handsome fellow!”

Yoda : “Smooth he is, all ladies he got.”

Cool

Guys I never smoked weed 

Damn. She IS Galaxy-Brained

My galaxy-brained sister, watching Clone Wars for the first time and toward the end: ironic, Order 66 was almost stopped by Fives. Because 5 comes before 6!

Me, a lifelong Star Wars fan who’s seen the Clone Wars many times and never once thought of this:

Simultaneously so proud of them both and "Boys, what are your doing? Please, don't hurt yourself. Cody, is this the DARKSABER?! Do you really need THAT kind of trouble?"

Anyway, better than the canon :)

*muffled screaming* they traded vambraces! Vode... 😊

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*Sniff* I miss Bob...

So we all know how Bohrok-Kal can speak right?

And I am pretty sure that it’s the Krana who speak through the Bohrok-Kal’s vocal chords.

So imagine, the Bohrok-Kal gather in a secret lair. 

“Welcome, everyone, to the Bohrok-Kal Monthly Meeting,” Tahnok-Kal says. “On today’s agenda: The Queens are still missing, the pesky Toa can’t leave us alone, and…” pause, “we lost Bob today.” The rest gasp. “He’ll be missed dearly.”

Tahnok-Kal pats the empty shell of the Pahrak-Kal. A Bohrok-Va comes near and hands him the gunmetal Krana which he puts under the Pahrak-Kal’s head shell.

“Everyone,” Tahnok proclaims, “Say hello to Roy.” “Hello Roy,” the rest of the Bohrok-Kal say in unison. 

Doctor: $140,000 a year

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Obi-wan meets Jango and his clones

LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga

Writing a fic where Jango wasn’t a willing progenitor because his family is still alive on Mandalore so Palpy did some fucked up shit to his brain and now the clones exist but one day while visiting home Jaster (who I love writing as force sensitive af) is all ‘my child has something weird in his noggin I’m gonna unravel it’ and now they know who the Sith Lord is and Jango is all ‘well. Now that that’s outta my brain-‘ and wanders off to tell the alphas that they can leave with their vod’e as soon as the Sith Lord is killed and the alphas being paranoid as they are are like ‘okay what do we give you in turn???’ ‘What do you mean this is a freebie’ ‘nothing is free prime, what do you want’ ‘lmao idk just babysit the Jedi they seem kinda stupid a little’ and the clones take that to mean ‘they are stupid and get themselves killed keep them safe’ and Jango doesn’t correct them cause this is hilarious and allows them to dig into the Jedi histories as much as they want only for them to come back all ‘ahh, yes, we see the senate has them in a chokehold and barely better than slaves living in a Diaspora being forced to their Will and their numbers have been steadily declining over the past thousand years. We see. They need help’ and Jango is all ‘…they fucking what???’ Only for the clones to already be fucked off to claim the Jedi as part of their people and no they will not be leaving sure you can try and run but we are here to help you sorta thing and Anakin is very eager for this, they saved all the slaves on Tatooine and saved his mom and stopped him from getting married cause if he gets married without Obi walking him down the aisle his master WILL cry about it and Plo and Shaak are repeating the gai bal manda to anyone they come across and it’s really very annoying and Mace shoved Kenobi at the sternest clones he could find saying ‘this one bites, he’s feral; tame him and win the prize’ and tbh they don’t know what the prize is but that sounds like fun and Obi is very annoyed at all times except when they pull him into their sleepy piles because that’s nice and yea he likes these dudes, they did not tame him tho he still bites he’s still feral at least they tried.

Anyways. Alpha 17 and Cody are the most annoying jerks ever who won’t let him run off into danger without them and Miss Shmi is awesome and disgusted by her son eating live bugs too so we no longer know where Ani gets it from that’s a shame and Mace is grounding anyone who adopts a clone or gets adopted by clones everyone is grounded. The Mandalorian empire is sorta peeking in like ‘wow. Are the Jedi okay??? They look a little annoyed??? But I haven’t heard of any of them getting murdered this week so probably???’ And it’s kinda hilariously adorable. The Mandos didn’t know they needed to worry about the Jedi and they’re super pissed at the Sith for hurting their prince’s brain and so yeah let’s join the clones they look like they’re having fun in the temple?????

Just got transported back to my childhood

watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX