Charles: If We Were In A Time Of Knights And Kings, And I Stole A Loaf Of Bread To Feed My Family, Would

Charles: If we were in a time of knights and kings, and I stole a loaf of bread to feed my family, would you behead me?

Max: No, I wouldn't. We would run from the law. We would run away and pick up Lando from prison-

Lando: Wait, why am I in prison?

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3 weeks ago

JUST BECAUSE ITS PRIDE MONTH DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO KISS YOUR TEAMMATE

JUST BECAUSE ITS PRIDE MONTH DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO KISS YOUR TEAMMATE
3 weeks ago

what just happened in today's race? max being given hard tyres, because that 'was the only option', getting hit by russell and being told to give back the position–which shouldn't have happened at all–and then hitting george back, allegedly on purpose? complete chaos at the literal end of the race!

and poor kimi, engine failure again?

on the other hand, i am so happy for nico – p5 in that car is an amazing achievement! first points for the best rookie of the year as well, finally. and charlie on the podium, oh my gosh!! my goats did well today ♡

the race was so emotional for me, i even came to yap here. first post ever already behind me, i guess.


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1 week ago

Charles: Is the pink panther a lion?

Lewis: Say that again but slower.

Charles: I don’t get it.

Lewis: He’s a PANTHER.

Charles: Is that a type of lion?

Lewis: No, it’s a fucking panther.

Charles: *googles panther* They aren’t pink?

Lewis: AND LIONS ARE?!

3 weeks ago

me (unhinged person) doing this so that el padre scores points on his home gp:

Me (unhinged Person) Doing This So That El Padre Scores Points On His Home Gp:

and he's done it, and i'm still not over it T~T

proud of u grandpa


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3 weeks ago

No, you don't get it, I'm obsessed with that moment between Max and Charles. Max was ready to overtake Charles so he wouldn't get stuck behind him and hinder his long run due to Charles' dirty air. But Charles didn't want Max to overtake him either because that would ruin HIS data (and god knows Ferrari needs good data, they are horrible still). So he pulled a very clever move (I know how much you protect your kitten, GP, but that WAS a clever move). Charles hindered Max and further skewed his data, and Max LAUGHED. He suffered from that stunt, and he LAUGHED. He recognised Charles' genius, and he LAUGHED. Nobody talk to me, I need several business days to recover

3 weeks ago
Behind Every Gay Person Is A Gayer, More Evil Gay Person

behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person

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