This is important ya'll
Why is a werewolf who is also an angel in the library buying books about demonology[study of demons] quantum physics and mathematics, cientific proof that good exists studing them like the huge theorist he is taking notes and writing like he is some detective trying to solve the biggest crime in the history? He had a lil bit of an issue searching for those books for the library was a lil bit full of book almost empty in space to get in, specially for his big muscles and body [that dawg problably uses his whole bed as a weight], his huge six wings [wich he had to carefully move around] and his big fluffy black tail [wich he had to also carefully control not to wag it to much in exitement] to be careful not to accidently send anyone flying to the fifth dimension
Being a therian is so unserious why is a cougar studying psychology
Yeah fr like *full moon*
Oooohhh shit *turns dramatically into fliqpy fictionkin insteread* "heavy breathing"
F U C K that shi hurted- *goes back to reading*......
Damn i got lost time to start the whole page again
dramatically and violently turns into a werewolf and then continues doing the same thing I was doing before
Original artist of the picture:
Fr like
"i know you're supposed to be a green bear with severe mental issues and D.i.D and all but you get this human body insteread sorry"
"I mean is not that bad- *body dismorphia* OH NO I DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL WTF"
"You will randomlly feel your ears with other parts of the body you should have but you wont be able to see or touch them"
"oh also, you dont get to be in your own universe either for some reason soo we will spawn you in this planet called earth insteread"
"Well at least my alter will be more chill and things wont make me flip out that easilly like in my canon universe right?"
"..........."
"R-right?"
"Uuuuhhh..... actually i think that is gonna get... w-worse?"
"OH NO WHO BRINGED THAT DAMN STATUE TO THIS PLANET WHY? IS THIS PLANET CURSED TOO OR SOMETHING?"
"Well theres this thing called spiritual warfare, demonic spirits, and-"
"W-warfare?!" *fucking flips out*
"Oh no, anyways, oh also uuuhh yeah the golden yellow eyes were gonna make you have heterocromia like one amber eye and the other brown because we can actually do that but you can also keep the undressing eyes, the eyebags and the sharp teeth :D"
"....."
"You ok?"
"Were tf are those demons"
damn i cant believe i actually have to cosplay as a human for the rest of my life. horrific.
Couldnt describe it better
I luv my wolf hat
Its funny when its also like
I have a dream as one of my flippy/fliqpy fictionkin where im covered in blood and angrilly growling then i gain concious in the dream and i see a blue cartoonish bunny rabbit on the floor covering his face they look hurt then suddlendlly i hear a car comming my way really fast and loud soo i look behind me and i see a white car comming really fast towards me i panic in fear i try to run but next thing i know i feel the car hitting my back everything turns black for a few seconds then next thing i know i open my eyes im inside my bed sweating
"That was a weird dream" i said to myself
"Thank god it wasnt real" .....
After saying this i try to get up and i feel sharp pains in my back it hurts to move i start having flashbacks of what happened....
Was it really a dream?
You wakeup to realize its all a dream.
Your whole human life was just one long wolf nap.
Years of species dysphoria and hatred towards your human body just for it to not be real.
The joy you feel is unimaginable.
You stretch your limbs and back and run off into the forest to find your pack that you've missed so dearly.
Its been a while and i dont know what to post soo, here it goes nothing
Rawr
TF?! TF?!
TF IS IN THE AIR?
TF?!
THERE'S WHITE SHIT EVERYWERE!-
*looks at phone waiting for the call cutelly*
✨️ CALL ME POOKIE I MISS YOU ✨️
The forest may call you...
▪︎Sealed and protected by God ▪︎144.000 soldier -werewolf -wolf therian -angel kin -fictionkin -terrenal angel -empath •apothisexual [sex repulsed] •aroace
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