Fr like
"i know you're supposed to be a green bear with severe mental issues and D.i.D and all but you get this human body insteread sorry"
"I mean is not that bad- *body dismorphia* OH NO I DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL WTF"
"You will randomlly feel your ears with other parts of the body you should have but you wont be able to see or touch them"
"oh also, you dont get to be in your own universe either for some reason soo we will spawn you in this planet called earth insteread"
"Well at least my alter will be more chill and things wont make me flip out that easilly like in my canon universe right?"
"..........."
"R-right?"
"Uuuuhhh..... actually i think that is gonna get... w-worse?"
"OH NO WHO BRINGED THAT DAMN STATUE TO THIS PLANET WHY? IS THIS PLANET CURSED TOO OR SOMETHING?"
"Well theres this thing called spiritual warfare, demonic spirits, and-"
"W-warfare?!" *fucking flips out*
"Oh no, anyways, oh also uuuhh yeah the golden yellow eyes were gonna make you have heterocromia like one amber eye and the other brown because we can actually do that but you can also keep the undressing eyes, the eyebags and the sharp teeth :D"
"....."
"You ok?"
"Were tf are those demons"
damn i cant believe i actually have to cosplay as a human for the rest of my life. horrific.
Im a wolf because I was trying to invade ohio
Im a werewolf because they feel basically
Im an angel because I dont like đ
Im flippy because I heard a plane
[H E L P đ]
new tag game: use predictive text to see why you are your theriotype/kintype. start with "i'm [x] because"
i'll go first
i'm a dog because i have to fight
Gender? Wolf
Sexuality? Tf is that
Romantic atraction? Idk man the only atraction i know are horror atractions
A
How do: You put your gender, sexuality, and romantic attraction down with a line break between themâbut, here's the catch, don't use any labels! So, for example, this, "Gender? Agender Sexuality? Lesbian Romantic Attraction? Demiromantic" would be this: "Gender? I hardly know 'er! Sexuality? Girl-kisser Romantic Attraction? My friends, I think"
So, here's mine!
Gender? Yours, fool Sexuality? Yes Romantic Attraction? Only if I know you well enough
TAGS (under the cut, and don't feel obligated to do it!) (and obviously those who I have not tagged can participate too)
@bassguitarinablackt-shirt @gloriousvermin @midnight-thedyke @littlebookworm69 @runwiththerain @cybercerealkiller @ishouldsleepbut @ssavinggrace @i-love-your-father @us-costco-official @scifikode @i-am-an-arson-enthusiast
Mine is like
*wakes up* oh that was a good sleep, what a nice morning-
*goofy murderous silly laught*
Oh ok hi fliqpy i see you are awake too-
[For like 7-8 months straight, basically the whole year]
he's laugthing in the back of my mind specially when something makes me anxious/stressed or if i see something that he likes like something sharp or dangerous but yeah sometimes it can be that random specially when im in a silly mood and im laughting at something and i can hear his laught at the same time
Do any other nonhumans w/ multiple kintypes feel like their diff kintypes on diff days?
Like, one day I'm feelin like a cat
And another day I'm feelin like a doll
And them today I'm feelin like toodles from dw
Yes you are Good
Because you would not be questioning yourself if you are good if you trully werent
Art by Essi Välimäki
Ya'll dont you ever go outside and suddlendlly a motorbike starts doing [censored] noises and then you have to rapidlly go to sit alone and relax for five minutes soo you dont go nuts [aka feeling dangerous and stressed/anxious/uncomfortable around people]
4 times today
4 TIMES!!
Ya'll need to check your vehicles cuss damn i can't even go outside
TF?! TF?!
TF IS IN THE AIR?
TF?!
THERE'S WHITE SHIT EVERYWERE!-
Just one question ya'll, for the werewolf kins that are also fictionkins specially
is it normal that when i have one of my fictionkins on/active while theres a full moon, insteread of turning into my normal werewolf form i feel like i turn into my fictionkin or like a were version of my fictionkin? Like for example, normally in this cold season my fictionkin flippy from fnf vs flipped out mod [wich is the one wich this situation normally happens with] is mostlly active soo when the full moon comes as a werewolf kin i feel myself turning but it feels...different, the ears feel like flippy's ears, the fangs feel different too, my nose turns into a way smaler "muzzle", the claws feel basically the same, but i still feel the same ferral urges to growl, claw something and howl as when i turn into my normal werewolf kin self
Do you guys esperience this too? Or am i "special"
Its funny when its also like
I have a dream as one of my flippy/fliqpy fictionkin where im covered in blood and angrilly growling then i gain concious in the dream and i see a blue cartoonish bunny rabbit on the floor covering his face they look hurt then suddlendlly i hear a car comming my way really fast and loud soo i look behind me and i see a white car comming really fast towards me i panic in fear i try to run but next thing i know i feel the car hitting my back everything turns black for a few seconds then next thing i know i open my eyes im inside my bed sweating
"That was a weird dream" i said to myself
"Thank god it wasnt real" .....
After saying this i try to get up and i feel sharp pains in my back it hurts to move i start having flashbacks of what happened....
Was it really a dream?
You wakeup to realize its all a dream.
Your whole human life was just one long wolf nap.
Years of species dysphoria and hatred towards your human body just for it to not be real.
The joy you feel is unimaginable.
You stretch your limbs and back and run off into the forest to find your pack that you've missed so dearly.
Yas queen slay! Slaaaay! â¤ď¸â¨ď¸
SLAY YOUR ENEMIES!!!
â¨ď¸i feel bonitaâ¨ď¸
(covered in the blood of your enemies) do you still think iâm pretty
GROUP HOWL!
Reblog this with your biggest howl! Send this to any canine alterhumans you know!
âŞď¸Sealed and protected by God âŞď¸144.000 soldier -werewolf -wolf therian -angel kin -fictionkin -terrenal angel -empath â˘apothisexual [sex repulsed] â˘aroace
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