Translation: “Ao, Shut The Fuck Up” I Wanted To Go To Sleep But Then Spoilers Came Out And Ugh Btw

School 

Btw ya’ll should stop complaining about the “too many events” thing.

Devs are actually working hard to never keep us bored and give us what we want, so have some respect.

Not everything is about you <<<

Me after finding out we can date someone in hogwarts mystery

YES THE YULE BALL, I don't why people hate the outfits, it's for a European formal school dance in the eighties, I actually like it

me: *sees Harrison Ford trending on twitter*

me:

I'M SO FUCKING REAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDYYYYYY

MC: Merula

Merula: yes baby darling

Merula: light of my life

Merula: angel of my heart

Merula: cutie pie boo boo

Merula: apple of my eye

MC: why is the kitchen on fire

Merula: ...

Merula: i tRIED AND THEREFORE NO ONE SHOULD CRITICIZE ME.

MC: you were making tea

Merula: NO ONE MC

Wait, you wanna tell me I can date Penny but not the love of my life Merula (ง’̀-‘́)ง

Why does this game do this to me

THERE IT IS!! THERE IT IS!! THERE IT IS!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!