JOHNSON HANKS 2020

Umm…

I think we can manage, you little punk.

MC: *enters the room, looking disheveled, and with a half naked Merula behind them* damn.

Rowan: what’s going on?

MC: oh… It’s not what it looks like.

Barnaby: what does it look like?

My brilliant friend pointed out to me that in the very first triailer for KH3, this is what we see:

That’s right, Eraqus’s keyblade. And why that Keyblade? Why not Aqua’s? Or Ven’s? Why is that so important you ask?

Because of this. Aqua knew this was going to happen, and that Sora was her only hope. So she sent her keyblade away, so that Xehanort wouldn’t be able to get the one person she was still trying to protect.

Also, an important moment to remember is this from the 0.2 Opening cutscene.

It wasn’t a tease or clickbait. It was her giving Sora the necessary means to save Ventus.

Pokemon Lets Go Rule:

Every time P2 drops in to co-op you MUST say the team Rocket Motto at least to the “make it double” part or you’re not really playing

THERE IT IS!! THERE IT IS!! THERE IT IS!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!

MC: I’ve got a riddle for you, Merula.

Merula: Ha! Easy.

MC: There are four people at a table: me, you, Mary, and Will. What order do they sit in?

Merula: Hm… Me, you, Will, Mary?

MC: Nope.

Merula: Drat. Uh… Will, Mary, you, me?

MC: Getting closer…

Merula: Will, you, Mary, me?

MC: Correct!

Merula: Told you it was easy! I am the greatest witch after all.

Merula: …Wait a sec-

MC: Also, I accept your proposal.

Rowan: GET A ROOM.

Merula Snyde but in a more casual look