I Just Wanna Date Her Already 💕

They added new stuff, as well as another too cool for school event. My life has meaning again

YES YES YESSSSSS

Translation: “Ao, shut the fuck up” I wanted to go to sleep but then spoilers came out and ugh Btw she’s singing this

Madam Rosmerta: so, what would you like to order?

MC: can I get a butterbeer with two straws, please?

Penny: aw, that’s so-

MC: *has both straws in their mouth* watch how fucking fast i can drink this.

Me: Maybe I should tell Merula that I fancy her

Thinks

Me: nah, that would be too obvious…

Meanwhile, in class

I hope it’s Ben

The E3 holy trinity