I Have Never Seen The Ghouls In Such A High Resolution Before. I Wanna Put Them In My Mouth.

After I get top surgery, anytime someone asks me what the scars are from I’m going to come up with some elaborate lie. Like oh? These scars? Yeah I was put in a saw trap where I had to cut my own chest open to get a key out. Yeah I did it in under ten minutes, yeah I value my life.

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

Writing a novel when you imagine all you stories in film format is hard because there’s really no written equivalent of “lens flare” or “slow motion montage backed by Gregorian choir”

adam and lawrence shouldve both cut their feet off and touched stumps

I hate it when a mutual is attractive. What are you doing in a dingy place like this babygirl.

I cast turn up your brightness

leigh whannell has the face of a man whose picture should be in a heart shaped locket

Like can we summon this m

THERE'S A DARKNESS AT THE HEART OF MY LOVE

THAT RUNS COLD, RUNS DEEP