“This Is Lola. She Likes Cheese.”

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

pimp down, pimp in distress!!

I have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight

I don't think I'll ever be normal about him and I accept that fate.

they were caught in a storm in the middle of the date 🌧️☕️

I don‘t know. I made so many of these because the hyperfixation is strong 🧟‍♀️

I know we all make jokes about Copia's, uh... Very interesting room - but you gotta admit, it looks rather cozy in a very chaotic way;

thing for @celestialalpacaron's overlord husk au

closeups under the cut

My Primo headcanon is 'chill old man who dreams of nothing but murder all day long.' Whenever he gets the urge to blow up the White House he puts that urge on a leaf and floats it downstream like his court-mandated therapist taught him to in 1996.

guy i saw on train today