It’s a head canon, but feel like Yautja would LOVE WWF and RAW. They’d get so into it, sometimes getting drunk with their hunt siblings and placing bets on who would beat their favorite the fastest.
I think Wolf would really like Stone Cold Steven Austin. He enjoys watching the old sketches, especially the one where he basically assaults his rival Booker T in a grocery store. He approves of the creative ways Stone Cold comes up with to throw around his opponent.
Scar would like Roman Reigns. He admires the warrior aesthetic Roman has. He longs to beat him thinking that he’s a real warrior and would be a worthy trophy.
Feral would like The Undertaker. He’s down with the vibes of showing up with his enemies coffin ready to go and appearing like he’s about to fuck shit up. When he hears the entrance gong he’s ready to watch the carnage. He likes how he presents himself.
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
“I think you’re very likable, Simon.”
The man in the skull mask instantly jerks his gaze up to connect with the other man’s face, as if it’ll be obvious he was just joking.
Ghost’s therapist looks evenly back at him, blinking innocently.
“What,” the masked man finally grits, annoyed that he won’t even acknowledge the joke.
“You’ve convinced yourself that you’re scary enough to keep people from wanting to get to know you. I hate to tell you this, but it’s not working. I’ve liked you from the first session.”
The masked man glares down at his own scarred fingers, entwining them slightly atop his knees. “You’re paid to like people.”
“Something I find interesting about you is that you have, by your own words, a little gaggle of people in your life who won’t leave you alone. Follow you around everywhere, talk to you when they don’t have to, support you when you need it. What do you think is more likely, that lightning has struck you that many times, or that you might be a little bit likable?”
Ghost sits with that for a minute in silence, trying to manufacture a scenario in his own mind where different kinds of lightning just happen to strike the same spot, purely by nature of the infinite possibilities of the universe.
“I don’t like you,” he finally tells his kneecaps.
The therapist inwardly smiles. There it is again.
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Rhythm game player: how are you today
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EGGS milk and flour BAKE for half an hour and FROST with the back of my SPATULA
i like when horses shake like dogs its so silly
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My Primo headcanon is 'chill old man who dreams of nothing but murder all day long.' Whenever he gets the urge to blow up the White House he puts that urge on a leaf and floats it downstream like his court-mandated therapist taught him to in 1996.
Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?
Watching Fallout, it's really good but it's unbelievably violent and every other scene I have to turn away. If anything happens to Snip Snip or Thaddeus I will have to break something.
guys i think we found the fish
Anyone else think that fish lures look super pretty and even tasty or just me