I Like When Horses Shake Like Dogs Its So Silly

just asked the barista for a “12 inch” latte rather than “12 ounce” latte, tried to correct myself, and did it again.

I’m alive awake alert enthusiastic today, clearly

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

RAW ME BIG SEXY

Favorite genre of Saw photos gotta be behind the scenes snapshots where theyre still covered in blood

Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

HAJSJWKAKAKSSJQBZ AHAHHHHHHHHHH IM SCREAMING AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR THE PAST SIX MINUTES HELPPPP

After I get top surgery, anytime someone asks me what the scars are from I’m going to come up with some elaborate lie. Like oh? These scars? Yeah I was put in a saw trap where I had to cut my own chest open to get a key out. Yeah I did it in under ten minutes, yeah I value my life.

u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

Ferocity