look when i'm funny because i'm dumb it's 70% of the time on purpose...i'm sacrificing my intellectual aura in the name of comedy for UR enjoyment. there is such a thing as an intentional bimbo
i just wanna go to an art museum and stand in front of a painting of two star crossed lovers wherein one of them looks suspiciously like me and an attractive stranger comes along and stands wistfully next to me also admiring the painting and we lock eyes and i notice they look suspiciously like the other subject and we have a moment of silent understanding that in another life we were meant to be
the prettiest and cutest guitarist 🥺❤️
Y'know, I'm really loving the return to a "tropes are good" mindset. Embrace the cliché. Use the overused. If it makes you feel good to read and write, don't stress if it's not completely original. It's so much more fun to not agonize over having to make every aspect of a piece revolutionary
Jungkook: I'm never going to use this math in the real world!
[Later that day]
Jimin: Okay, we go on the count of three.
Jungkook, under his breath: Oh fuck, fuck, fuck.
here is a google doc of resources to support george floyd, ahmaud arbery, roy stoddart, and the many, many, many other wrongfully murdered black people in the united states — as well as the black lives matter movement in general
please share this link or post to anyone and everyone
Demisexual was made up on an roleplaying forum as an excuse for why a character would fuck around with some people and not others.
It was then ‘imported’ to Tumblr by one of their users at the time, FactualWiley, as a joke. People then began using it unironically, not realizing it was entirely made up.
Yes I have a nightly routine it’s called being Insane in my room till I pass out
Geometry was so fuckibg stupid omfg “prove this is a triangle” I literally know it’s a triangle like intuitively bitch
today's affirmations💌
*bts group chat*
taehyung: I’m learning the ukledeje!
taehyung: Ukelsfh.
jungkook: Same.
hoseok: Take your time.
taehyung: Ukalalla.
taehyung: ukelella
jungkook: Ukanda.
taehyung: Mini guitar.
namjoon: There you go.
i don’t really know how tumblr works but i like this place so i’m trying
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