Jungkook, T-posing In The Hallway: Good Morning, Parental Figure

the abc’s of bangtan → c for confidence

“When I finish taking a shower and look at the mirror, I always think I’m so handsome. I think that everyday.” -Kim Seokjin (cr  x, x, x)

+ bonus: learning it from the best

how do i get the moon to notice me back

Suga: I have an announcement to make.

Suga: Daichi and I are no longer dating.

Hinata about to cry: What??

Yamaguchi: You broke up??

Asahi, already crying: What happened?

Daichi: Suga! That's a terrible way to announce that we're getting married!

Kageyama: You weren't already married...?

I don’t know if anyone needs to hear this but “we all respond to trauma in different ways, not just pretty palatable ways” and “we are accountable for our own actions, even actions born from trauma” are not contradictory statements

yoongi as a therapist

yoongi: and what do we do when we feel sad?

taehyung: [hugs tannie] we hug a dog!

yoongi: [hugs holly] [nods] we hug a dog.

*bts group chat*

taehyung: I’m learning the ukledeje!

taehyung: Ukelsfh.

jungkook: Same.

hoseok: Take your time.

taehyung: Ukalalla.

taehyung: ukelella

jungkook: Ukanda.

taehyung: Mini guitar.

namjoon: There you go.

Kirishima, on the phone: Mr. Aizawa! We need your help! I-

Aizawa, having been woken up: Nuh-uh kid, are the dorms on fire?

Kirishima: No?

Aizawa: Are you dealing with villains?

Kirishima: ....no?

Aizawa: Then it's not really an emergency. *Hangs up*

Kaminari: What did he say? What do we do about the portal to hell in the common room?

Kirishima: Apparently it's not an emergency.

Bakugou, being strangled by a demon: how tHE FUCKING HELL IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY!

Likely place for her to be

Geometry was so fuckibg stupid omfg “prove this is a triangle” I literally know it’s a triangle like intuitively bitch

look when i'm funny because i'm dumb it's 70% of the time on purpose...i'm sacrificing my intellectual aura in the name of comedy for UR enjoyment. there is such a thing as an intentional bimbo