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Love answering ”why are you transgender?” with “God told me to” because it’s funny and it confuses everyone except for me. And God. Because he told me to.

Interesting theory. Do you have an example?

i think the secret to asking Smart Person questions is to take a dumb question and keep making it dumber until you can't anymore

Tis the season to hurkle-Durkle

who else up hurkleing their durkleing

CUTENESS AGGRESSION THE GIF

I'm starting a collection

oh beautiful planet...oh planet of Creatures...oh planet of Life...

Perhaps they ought not to have eaten the dragon. There had been people objecting to it at the time. Surely such meat was poisonous. Perhaps it was even an affront, an insult to some intangible order of nature they ought to honour.

But the city was starving, the siege had gone on too long, and the king's troops were still a week's march away. The scorched earth would be fertile again in time, but right now it was barren. Right now there were mouths to feed. So they changed their crossbows for butcher knives and got to work.

None of the royal commanders asked any questions that could not be answered. After all, their aid had come shamefully late. The dragon's horned skull made a noble gift, a fitting tribute from a triumphant city to its humbled king. Who would have thought to question them?

And none of the townsfolk spoke up, when the first golden-eyed babes were born. Children who grew up barefoot and fearless, clambering over the city's patched and rebuilt roofs like they had no notion of falling, with a strange glitter to their skin when the sunlight hit it just so. No one breathed a word about dragons.

Because soon enough there were deft, young hands taking loaves straight out of the oven, heedlessly lifting iron from the forge, plunging into boiling laundry water. And some of them more wondrous still, wild, warm-skinned youths, with inexplicable knowledge and peculiar remedies.

A blessing, their families said proudly. A blessing after so much hardship. Which it was, in its way. This city would never fear dragon fire again.

"Drink as much as you want

I'd like to join you but I don't drink ...wine."

Blinky lights?

Goblin

Jars!!!

having mud on your shoes at all times

S h r i e k 👍

sitting in places not meant for sitting

cool rocks

hot chip

girls don’t want romance, girls want fair pay for all the striking employees (and maybe the ceos houses to burn down)