Love Answering ”why Are You Transgender?” With “God Told Me To” Because It’s Funny And It Confuses

Now I’m just picturing Charles doing research on Edwardian hair styles so he get Edwin’s hair exactly how he likes it, and surprise if him with it on like the 10 year anniversary of the agency starting and these boys are so married.

i have had enough DBD sadness. canonically, they cannot see themselves in mirrors, which means charles and edwin are constantly fixing each other’s hair, clothes, wiping dirt of each other’s faces. there is no other reasonable explanation for them both being so well kept.

Truly devastated

"We should ban books with inappropriate content!"

Okay girl pick-a-little-talk-a-little. If you melt me down you will reveal a lump of lead as cold as steel here where a woman's heart should be.

As it should be

Favourite vegetable?? Pls vote. trying to prove smth!!

1105 votes • Poll ends in 5 days 9 hours

🥕 carrotjesus Follow

OP clearly yuor followers are biased. Carrots are objectively better than broccoli of all things and i think it's problematic that you called carrots stinky it's really manipulative. also tomatos aren't technically a vegetable. maybe try thinking before posting passive agressive polls next time

🤡 jizzardtower Follow

shgdfdsg these tags. yes. chicken wings my favourite vegetable

✴ cadylady2002 Follow

Haha. I just realized the #eggplant looks a little like a d***. That is so #funny !!

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CHICKEM WIMGS

🍵 souperdouper Follow

shoutout to soup. won't stop making shoutouts for soup until one hears me and comes walkig over. i want soup.

I have never read anything more accurate in my entire existence on this planet. This is so true that all other facts seem in comparison like vague ideas. This has shaken my belief in all things I once knew to be true.

Wait guys is the dashboard change just a special temporary April Fools thing? 🥺

Coolth was once a word, in medieval times. Then we forgot about it for some reason.

Hold on a sec…….

Is your dad a time traveler of some sorts???

Reminder to myself (and anyone else who needs it)

It also takes energy when your body is trying to keep cool, and the heat always feels worse when your blood sugar is low.

Eat.

Maybe make some sandwiches in the coolth* of the day, and put them in the fridge. So they'll be ready (and cold!) later, when you are both hungry and hot.

Just a thought.

*One of my Dad's words. He figured if "warmth" was a word, "coolth" should be, too.`

God gave me my grubby little hands to:

Pick up shinies

Pet moss

Yeet worms off of the sidewalk

Hold frogs like burgers

Stab the ultra rich

Nor did I!

I didn't get to vote in the bug race and I am so fucking bitter about it.

If Hadestown has a moral, she says, then it’s “you have to try, you have to have hope, not because success is a given – it’s not. Orpheus fails. We heroicise” – here she breaks off to apologise that jet lag has led to her making up words – “we heroicise Orpheus not because he succeeds but because he tries, and that endeavour alone is worthwhile. How to live, and not merely survive, is to believe things could change.”

Anaïs Mitchell on her musical Hadestown: 'I worked on it so long I was afraid I'd never make another record'