recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing
I’m honestly shocked being human is a prerequisite here. Why can’t tumblr be horny for a rabbit, or even just horny for a rabbit’s personality?
I’m disappointed in us tumblr. Let bugs bunny be the tumblr sexy man he was always destined to be
Okay but consider:
A male character who is cocky and nonchalant, a flippant chaotic neutral bastard, who never really starts beef with anyone but if someone else starts it first, he will not hesitate to go all out balls deep into making sure he'll finish it. Tricksy, clever and charismatic, treating every conflict as a fun rivalry even if the enemy he's faced with is literally just flat-out trying to fucking kill him. While personally never killing an opponent - he's clever enough to evade them in a way that leaves himself unharmed, and the antagonist frustrated and humiliated and looking stupid the whole time they're doing it.
Depicted as somewhat slim and lanky, distinctly male but not in a brutish, hypermasculine way. Not exactly coded genderfluid but jumps at every opportunity to cross dress just for the fun of it, in a campy and flamboyant way, which by all rational sense shouldn't be attractive but somehow the man manages to make himself fuckable with the way he walks in heels. Not romantically or sexually attracted to men, but can, will, and has seduced men just to fuck with their heads. Has broken hearts this way.
So what I'm saying here is that if he was depicted as human, Tumblr would 100% be horny for Bugs Bunny.
oh beautiful planet...oh planet of Creatures...oh planet of Life...
I am the goblin queen, and I support this message
goblin smoking some weed and thinking up three new genders and five different kinds of explosives
Tumblr’s favorite north east ohio lawyer is getting his own movie, and i couldn’t be more thrilled
Instructions unclear, I am now drowning
any deep breathers online? any fans of a really good deep breath? how about a nice hearty yawn? breathing in a bunch of air feels so good
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Bonuses:
This post has a lot of interesting words in it, but I’m stuck on the second one:
Rebageled?
I rebageled a couple of images that originated with a user called mother-lee, and then noticed that someone called it out as AI. I went and looked at the blog it came from, deleted the post from my blog, then figured I should post my reason here, because nobody's going to care about why I would do that unless they're following me (and not necessarily then). So:
Even if it wasn't AI, I'm still blocking OP because they're anti-SW. Sex work is work. A LOT of jobs exploit people, and SW is not inherently exploitative.
I know, it sucks that you can’t find it on any streaming services. You can still pirate it tho
While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”
And then I Remembered.