I’m Honestly Shocked Being Human Is A Prerequisite Here. Why Can’t Tumblr Be Horny For A Rabbit,

sometimes u just really need to bite something. not in a violent way or in a sexy way or a hungry way. just in a bitey way

important reminder:

• pick up cool rocks!!!!

Great thread by John Rogers on why writers need to be on set for TRAINING purposes, written late on May 6th, 2023:

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(link to first tweet)

Bonuses:

Link to John's thread about having writers on set for DIALOGUE.

I have never read anything more accurate in my entire existence on this planet. This is so true that all other facts seem in comparison like vague ideas. This has shaken my belief in all things I once knew to be true.

The boys go “caroling”. Their version of caroling consists of recreating dickens’s a Christmas Carol. They have no shortage of potential victims Scrooges because of cases. In years past, since it’s only been the two of them, Edwin is the ghost of Christmas past, Charles is present, and then Edwin come back to be future because he doesn’t have to speak or show his face. This year Crystal’s powers help them take it to the next level

Another day, another Dead Boy Detectives question! ✨

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Today's question:

If you could write a holiday episode for season 2, what would be in it?

Coolth was once a word, in medieval times. Then we forgot about it for some reason.

Hold on a sec…….

Is your dad a time traveler of some sorts???

Reminder to myself (and anyone else who needs it)

It also takes energy when your body is trying to keep cool, and the heat always feels worse when your blood sugar is low.

Eat.

Maybe make some sandwiches in the coolth* of the day, and put them in the fridge. So they'll be ready (and cold!) later, when you are both hungry and hot.

Just a thought.

*One of my Dad's words. He figured if "warmth" was a word, "coolth" should be, too.`

girls don’t want romance, girls want fair pay for all the striking employees (and maybe the ceos houses to burn down)

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

Gossip is such an utterly foreign concept to me. Imagine giving a shit about the activities of people who have fuck-all to do with you, and that you don't even like.