If I Can Impart Any One Piece Of Wisdom To Y’all, It’s To, Whenever Possible, Assume Good Intentions

important reminder:

• pick up cool rocks!!!!

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

The fact that this is 80 fucking years ago but still just as relevant is terrifying.

🎵 maybe it will did turn out this time on the road to hell, on the railroad line 🎵

Coolth was once a word, in medieval times. Then we forgot about it for some reason.

Hold on a sec…….

Is your dad a time traveler of some sorts???

Reminder to myself (and anyone else who needs it)

It also takes energy when your body is trying to keep cool, and the heat always feels worse when your blood sugar is low.

Eat.

Maybe make some sandwiches in the coolth* of the day, and put them in the fridge. So they'll be ready (and cold!) later, when you are both hungry and hot.

Just a thought.

*One of my Dad's words. He figured if "warmth" was a word, "coolth" should be, too.`

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*the best typo in the world

Turns out the potassium nitrate I had as fertilizer for algae to feed my slut isn't fucking a nitrate salt at all and I am pissed