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my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately.
Things I’ve Overheard in the High School Hallways
“My body must not have any mitochondria because I’m powerless and I’ll probably end up in a cell.”
“Does anyone else think we aren’t human anymore when we type our GPAs into Common App?”
“Guys I’m gonna schedule a Guidance Appointment to get out of Spanish class.”
“I must be a hypertonic solution because I’m salty AF.”
“I want to be dead, but just until the weekend.” / “Do you know how to induce a coma?”
“I take three AP classes, and they’re all math, but I just said 8 minus 4 was 3.”
“I’ve heard the word ‘fuck’ like twelve times today and it’s only 7:28, and all I can say is mood.”
Cancer: What’s more painful than heartbreak?!
Gemini: Earbuds with only one side working.
“What’s so hard about love? You simply grab the other’s hand and refuse to let go.”
— Jun Pyo
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that oldest sister feel when you just accept that any task not deliberately directed at someone in particular is going to be your responsibility
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