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Momentos lindos em Nazaré Portugal - Temporada 22/23. 

Things I’ve Overheard in the High School Hallways

“My body must not have any mitochondria because I’m powerless and I’ll probably end up in a cell.”

“Does anyone else think we aren’t human anymore when we type our GPAs into Common App?”

“Guys I’m gonna schedule a Guidance Appointment to get out of Spanish class.”

“I must be a hypertonic solution because I’m salty AF.”

“I want to be dead, but just until the weekend.” / “Do you know how to induce a coma?”

“I take three AP classes, and they’re all math, but I just said 8 minus 4 was 3.”

“I’ve heard the word ‘fuck’ like twelve times today and it’s only 7:28, and all I can say is mood.”

All the credits to @Indepth_mbti

Louis, ice king of not giving a damn about your suitor’s jealousy situation:

Alyn:

Oh, Alyn’s jealous? Let me dance his woman all around this ballroom the minute his back is turned. 

Leo:

Leo’s jealous? Watch as I slowly slide my hand through your lady’s hair before walking off.

Sid:

Sid’s jealous? Fantastic! My work here is done.

For @arimii

Brother Bear Appreciation Week

Day 3: Favourite Quotes

Misty Waters | Madeira - by Doug

Ridiculous things that actually happened on BuzzFeed Unsolved:

Shane and Ryan stole a bridge from a demon

Called other demons of said bridge “horny boys”

Played classical music in a haunted asylum and Shane danced to it

Tried to summon ghost kids with a toy dog

Ordered pizza to a demon house

Shane also invited Satan to hang out at said asylum

Did a seance after looking it up on wikihow 

Shane sprawled on his back on a pentagram drawn on the floor and shouted “ROCK AND ROLL, BUCKAROO” 

Tried luring Bigfoot with beer 

Ryan screaming bloody murder at a flashlight turning on and off

Accidentally lured coyotes whilst calling out for Mothman

Shane spending an entire episode visibly affected by bad hotdogs

Ryan making and wearing a tinfoil fucking hat 

Real fact #666 Shane is a sexual deviant 

The pair of them sat in a hotel hot tub with no working jets 

Ryan absolutely 100% convinced a place was haunted because he found his name in graffiti on a wall and a ball rolled under it

Dressing in shitty costumes in the middle of fucking Salem 

They spent the entire Viaduct Tavern episode drunk

Shane getting someone to scare Ryan in London Tombs while he sat and casually ate some cookies he found

Ryan being scared by Shane’s fart