Instagram: @animalwoonz

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

*high-pitched screaming* aaAAAARTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

The reason you left was no fault of mine, but fuck you for making me believe it was.

extract from a poem I’ll never publish (via theliteraryblogger)

What a team.

#bitch, me too

Coming into a fandom late

without spite my heart may actually stop

every harry potter post on here thats not a super tenuous and ill-advised political metaphor is some exhausting 3-part affair where the first part is the op being like “can you summon a patronus specifically to suck your dick lol” and then some rando comes along and adds onto it like “no this is a very beautiful idea. imagine students in dumbledores army learning to summon customized fleshlight patronuses… imagine summoning a human shaped patronus you could date….. what if hogwarts professors knew fun pop culture references and said them to each other” and then the third part is someone posting an 80k word essay-fanfiction about their heroic slytherin OC being the first wizard ever to pioneer the Dickius Suckicus enchantment and starting the first sex positive wizard kink shoppe that ends up defeating voldemort or whatever the fuck

jock is NOT the opposite of goth. prep is the opposite of goth, and nerd is the opposite of jock. like this