Every Harry Potter Post On Here Thats Not A Super Tenuous And Ill-advised Political Metaphor Is Some

DAILY FIND: Sometimes the Internet is a crappy place full of crap. But today I’m reminded that it’s an amazing trove of free and good information from reliable sources: The University of Illinois Extension has created a searchable index of every stain known to man and stain removal solutions for each. The tool will even tell you what your window of stain-treatment time is to achieve optimal results.

This is nerd GOLD, people. Use it in good health. -ts

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The reason you left was no fault of mine, but fuck you for making me believe it was.

extract from a poem I’ll never publish (via theliteraryblogger)

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

where’s the SOUND!!! I must know what sounds this makes

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

lessons learned from musicals

if you’re falling in a forest and there’s nobody around, all you need is for somebody to find you.

step into the sun.

you will be found.

when the villains fall, the kingdoms never weep.

sometimes a busted, broken clock is just a busted, broken clock.

life is not the things that we do, it’s who we’re doing them with.

you can’t quit this eternity.

just do what makes you happy if you can’t control your fate.

love is blind…

…love can tell a million stories…

…love’s unkind…

…spiteful in a million ways.

drop it and smile!

feel alright for the rest of your life.

it’s about time.

everyone hates his parents.

hold to the ground as the ground keeps shifting.

you gotta die sometime.

your whole life will flip when you buy a Squip.

it’s from Japan!

it’s an f-ed up world, but it’s a two-player game.

you gotta get an upgrade.

be more chill.

Rich set a fire and he burned down the house.

when you love somebody, you put your pants on for them.

God loves Mormons and he wants some more.

hasa diga eebowai.

turn it off!

man up.

tomorrow is a latter day.

there are 525,600 minutes in a year.

measure your life in love.

it’s amazing what baking can do.

it only takes a taste.

a dream is a soft place to land.

everything changes.

no one mourns the wicked.

those who don’t try never look foolish dancing through life.

defy gravity.

no good deed goes unpunished.

no pare, sigue, sigue!

just breathe.

paciencia y fe.

anything at all can happen just before the sunrise.

when you have a problem, you come home.

don’t throw away your shot.

rise up.

wait for it.

stay alive.

history has its eyes on you.

in the eye of a hurricane, there is quiet, for just a moment: a yellow sky.

you have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story.

life can be beautiful.

freeze your brain.

shine a light.

maybe we won’t grow old, and maybe then we’ll never die.

feel free to reblog and add more!

Hilarious book dedications. 

“Scary Potter” series by Dylan Pierpont

Drumroll, please. It’s time for Week in Review.

Having a good week:

(K-Pop) B.A.P. (No. 7)  released a trailer for their upcoming comeback. (Music) Taylor Swift embraces her inner snake, slithers to No. 1. (Web Stuff) Camp Camp hits No. 1 No. 1. (Movies) Death Note debuts at No. 11. Some things that are worse…do better. (Anime & Manga) Boku No Hero Academia maintains its seven week streak at No. 1.

Having a bad week:

(TV) DuckTales falls eight spots to No. 19. Almost like taking six weeks off after your first episode is a…bad idea? (Video Games) Bendy and the Ink Machine springs a leak, drips seven spots down to No. 19. (Celebrities) The normally beloved Matthew Daddario fell ten spots to unlucky No. 13. (Music) Bad girl Rihanna is barely hanging in there at No. 17. (K-Pop) The future is still female, but Girls’ Generation slipped nine to No. 17.