Grinningsoulsstuff

nathan fielder would be so good at constructing a saw trap scenario

why are teen girls this hysterically funny for no reason

no artist can ever make anything as relatable as edward gorey drawing a shrewd little man looking out upon a barren ass landscape & the only caption he chose to describe this intensely bizarre scene is “hoo.”

Nathan Fielder is my biggest hear me out at the moment

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

Fusion of geniuses

Heterosexual relationships survive if the woman is a cruel mean bitch and the man is a whipped little pussyboy who just follows orders as directed. This specific pairing is the only way straight relationships work and anything else throws off the balance completely. Ask me how I know. #married

tell this to myself everyday

i’m okay with change and i’m fine if things are no longer the same i embrace change