Ok New Fic Idea

“in this short life that only lasts ah hour how much-how little-is within our power.”

— Emily Dickinson, Envelope Poems.

surprise pizza party at wally’s

a real interaction I once had while eating pineapple pizza

http://iglovequotes.net/

Jason comes back to life but instead of the Pit being rage, it travels with him as a very murderous but also slightly helpful voice in his head. (A lá Venom)

Pit: kill Tim.

Jason: No. We don’t do that anymore.

Pit: … kill for Tim?

Jason: Sure. I can get on board with that.

———

Pit: Drink water!

Jason: I’m busy.

Pit: You have not drank water in 6 hours and 42 minutes. Drink water!!

Jason: ugh. Fine.

———

Pit: Death. Death comes. Death comes to those who dare be insolent before us.

Jason: No.

Pit: Yessssss… let us eat our enemies.

Jason: omg NO. We are not eating Dick because he stole a cookie.

Pit: You are weak. You are a coward. Let us tear the cookie from his innards.

Jason: No. Remember how we stopped eviscerating two months ago. Dick is keeping his intestines just the way they are.

Dick: I’m sorry, but what?

A little Stephanie Brown comic

Pretty please? I'll be your best friend.

I FILMED MYSELF READING THIS TWITTER POST AND I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING

Edit: I know I said INT wrong, the words were really small so I read “INT traditional” as “international”. Just figured I’d clear that up cause a lot of people pointed it out LMAO

saw barbie

anyway

Dick: Uh, Tim, why do you have a gold sticker on your arm?

Tim: Jason’s handing them out.

Damian, showing his arm off proudly: I got the most.

Dick: Um, that’s nice?

Tim: We each get one every time we punch someone in the face on patrol.

Dick: Okay, less nice…

Steph: Jason decided the best way to show his displeasure towards Bruce was to be as petty as possible.

Tim: B said it wasn’t necessary to punch everyone we saw committing crime in the face.

Dick: A bit hypocritical, but continue.

Steph: Jason saw the opening.

Damian: And I won.